There is a chair at A Slice of Heaven that is situated right next to where the bartenders take the walk up orders. It is prime real estate, and also coined "Boardwalk" by Merlot.
Top Ten Reasons They Call it the Lucky Chair
10. Get to meet every man in the joint.
9. Get to check out every man in the joint's package with your knee(s).
8. 99.9% of the men that stand at the bar will molest your thigh. More if you're wearing a short khaki skirt - we have double confirmed this information.
7. The spot is so crowded that you can caress a cute guy's calf (or whatever) with your toe to get his attention, or kick an ugly guy in the ass and he'll never know (as long as your dumbass drunk "friends" don't tell on you). Not that I know about this - I've just watch "Blush" do it so often I thought it should be on the list.
6. You can turn your back on the surly bartender.
5. You stay pretty cool because of the cold beer that's spilled on your back.
4. You can pretend that the guys watching the soccer game on the tv behind you are checking you out.
3. Bartender will spray you with water if you ask nicely.
2. You're guaranteed to be propositioned by a minimum of 3 old fat married guys (more if it's a holiday weekend).
1. Beer spilled in your hair masks the smell of smoke in your hair.
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